Simulation

Have you ever watched the tv show Prison Break and thought “Man, that would make a cool game”? If so, I have the game for you! The Escapists 2 for Nintendo Switch is all about breaking out of prisons. Yes, I said prisons, as in more than one! The Escapists 2 isn’t just an escape game though, its also a prison sim of sorts. With its prison escaping and sim elements, The Escapists 2 is unlike anything thats on the…

Niche – breed your own tribe of species to survive as they face sickness, famine and hungry carnivores lurking nearby. For £13.99 on Steam, Niche is a strategy survival game where you use your knowledge of genetics and evolution to create the ultimate tribe. The game, developed by Team Niche, is a work in progress and can be played in early access as it develops. The point is to breed your creatures in a way which will produce skilled offspring…

I inherited a farm, started raising crops, got some animals, and now I’m married too. My life has totally changed. No wait. Thats not my real life, thats Stardew Valley for Nintendo Switch! What’s going on?! I can’t stop playing Stardew Valley. I have been playing and reviewing other games, but I keep wanting to go back to Stardew Valley in between. Heck, I’m pretty sure I’m still thinking about this game while playing other games. Stardew Valley is totally…

What if the atomic bomb was about to drop on you and everyone you loved? Hopefully you’d have a fallout shelter. And hopefully you’d have some plan as to what (and who) you’d need in that fallout shelter. Welcome to 60 Seconds for Nintendo Switch. You have 60 Seconds, grab what you can, and get to the shelter! 60 Seconds story is pretty simple: the atomic bomb is about to drop. In Classic mode, you can choose to go through…

Welcome to More Thoughts From Me #9000. Thanks for reading my column this long. Adam Roffel just got me out of the cryo unit last week and now I’m update to date on whats going on with Nintendo! Oh my god. Can you believe this new system they’ve announced? Last week, Nintendo announced their newest system: the Nintendo Freeze-1000. This time the chip goes right into your Arm unit and then you plug the Arm right into your brain. Forget…

Long ago, in a galaxy not so far away (the United States), people thought that the atomic bomb would drop on them at any second. So some of those people built fallout shelters. This is something that really happened. However, the bomb never dropped in the U.S. In the video game 60 Seconds for the Nintendo Switch though, the atomic bomb will hit in…you guessed it…60 Seconds. And so as the head of the household its your duty to grab…

I reviewed Plantera on the Wii U and 3DS. I really liked the game. And now Plantera Deluxe is on the Nintendo Switch. Is this game any different from the Wii U and 3DS versions? Should you buy this game again if you already have it? I’ll answer these questions in my review of Planetera Deluxe for the Nintendo Switch. Plantera Deluxe for the Nintendo Switch is basically the same game that was on the Wii U. Not much has…

The first Portal game is one of my favorite games ever. Its not a very long game but it packs a punch. And you gotta love that ending song! I never could get into Portal 2 though.  I did enjoy GLaDOS appearance in LEGO Dimensions though. And now shes back! A new Portal spinoff game, Bridge Constructor Portal, has been announced. GLaDOS is narrating the trailer. Check that out below and please stick around for my thoughts on the game.…

Whenever I see a working demo unit for a Playstation 4, in Walmart or Gamestop, I have to check it out and see what the latest demos are. Yesterday, I was at Walmart and got to play three demos very briefly. Let me tell you what I thought of them. I was at Walmart yesterday and the Playstation 4 demo unit was working again. Its not very often that they have that system working. Its the same with their Xbox…

Farming Simulator 2017 is a very niche title, and although the majority of people likely won't enjoy what the game has to offer, it is easily one of my favorite franchises on console, and I eagerly await the new released, which lately seem to be about bi-yearly. Just last week, Giants Software released Farming Simulator 2017 Platinum Edition, and although this version can be purchased in the stores, all previous owners of Farming Simulator 2017 Season Pass were able to get the upgrade at no additional charge. While the 4K improvements are what I showed up ...